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chammi Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

One day Sunday went to Monday to
see Tuesday and ask Wednesday
whether Thursday has told Friday
and Saturday that ?SUNDAY? IS
LOHRI.
?HAPPY LOHRI?

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Golu To Rickshawala: Are O Bhai
Khali Ho
Kya.
Rickshawala: Ha Bilkul Khali Hu.
Golu: Chalo Fir Tash Khelte Hai.

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

A girl in lov is incomplete, until
she has married.
Then she is finished.!!!

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada
kab hounga ki mein mummy se
bina puche bahar ja saku?
Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein
bhi nahi hua!!!

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa is raping a girl. Girl
shouting....
Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari
awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,
Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,
Santa : Theek hai mein yahan
chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno
aawaz aati hai ya nahi??

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chammi Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

TIL hum hai, aur GUL aap,
MITHAI hum hai aur MITHAS aap,
SAAL ke pahale tyohar se ho rahi aaj
SHURUWAT.
Aap ko hamari taraf se..
*HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANT*

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?
1 Ladki jo pyar de.
1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye.
Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek
dusre se mil na paaye.

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra,
Darwaza khola kundi haath mein,
Nul khola tooti haath mein,
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein,
Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na
karun..

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Added 2 years ago

Everything is easier said
than done. Wanting
something is easy. Saying
something is easy. The
challenge and the reward
are in the doing.

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Added 2 years ago

Never Worry About The Delay Of
Your
Success Compare To Others,
Because
Construction Of A Palace
Takes More Time And An Ordinary
Building. So Be Patience In
All Your Works And Be A
Hardworker.

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