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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Jab Gabber paida hua to uski maan
ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye.
Gabber?s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi
pooch raha tha Kitne Aadmi the

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Doctor to Minister : Mantriji aapki
biwi maa banne wali hai.
Mantri soch me pad gaya
Doctor : Kya hua mantrijee
Mantri : Samajh nahi aa raha sala
kaun FARZI-MATDAAN kar gaya..!!

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Pati: Teen din se lagaatar lauki khaa
raha hoon, ab ek mahina nahi
khaunga.
Patni: Yehi baat paan masale ke liye
kyun nahi bolte?
Point - Accept it, wife is always
right!

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Pati: Aaj sabzi mein namak thoda sa
zyada ho gaya hai.
Patni: Namak theek hai, sabji kam
pad gayi. Bola tha na zyada laaya
karo.
Point - Wife is always right!

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Wife to her husband: Suno, aate
hue zara kitchen se namak lete
aana.
Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi
Namak nahi hai.
Wife: Mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho hi
andhe, kaamchor kahin ke. Ek kaam
dhang se nahi kar sakte, bas
bahane banaate rehte ho, zindagi
mein kuch to kaam karo. Mujhe
pehle se hi pata tha ki tumhe nahin
milega,
Isliye mein pehle hi le aayi thi.
Husband shocked!

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chammi Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

May This Festival BringIn The
Promise Of A Good Harves
Sweetness Of Pongal Brightness
Of The Sun Joy, Hope And
Happiness Hapy Makar Sankranti!

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chammi Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

With Great Devotion,
Fervor And Gaiety, With
Rays Of Joy And Hope,
Wish You And Your Family,
Happy Makar Sankranti..

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chammi Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

As The Sun Starts Northward
Journey. He Makes All The
Happines Of Throughout This
Year. I Wish You And Your
Family A Very
Happy Makar Sankranti.

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chammi Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

Ek Subah Nayi Si Kuch Dhoop
Khil Jayingi Peha Ya
Parv Hoga Jab Hawa Mein
Patang Sang Dil Mil
Jayenge. Happy Sakranti..!

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chammi Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

I wish that warmth of bonfire,
Sweetness of GUR & REWRI at
Lohri.
Remain with u forever.
-*- Happy LOHRI -*-

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