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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Bahar aane se phle fiza aa gyi
..
'
bahar aane se phle fiza aa gyi.
Phool kilne se phle
bakri kha gyi....

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chammi Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Badalo se Suraj nikal aya he
Asman me naya Rang chaya he
Ab tak aap so to Nahi rahe
Mera sms aapko
?GOOD MORNING? Kehne aya he

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chammi Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Pani ki bondain phulon ko bhiga rahi
hai
Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai,
Ho jaye aap b inme shamil
Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi hai
?GOOD MORNING??

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Sardar said to doctor: Pure jism
main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard
hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found
fracture in "Ungli"

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Ne Nokia Ka Sabse Badi
Screen Wala Phone Liya,
.
Kyu?
.
.
.
Qki Wo Dekhna Chahta Tha K Phone
?ON? Hone Par Kaun 2 Log Hath
Milate Hai..

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

'Me sick, no work'
Boss SMS back:
'When I am sick I kiss my wife try it'
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
'Me ok, ur wife very sweet'
" Snehan "

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Jab Jab Ghire Badal Teri Yaad Ayi,
Jab Jhoom Ke Barsa Sawan Teri
Yaad
Ayi,
Jab-jab Mein Bhiga Teri Yaad Ayi,
Ab Raha Nahin Jata, Chatri Lauta De
Bhai.

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka
LICENSE Nhi Hota?
Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!
Yar Khud Soch,
Socho
Ya
Soch
Ans:SCREW DRIVER.

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Full form of ABCDEFG
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Opposite:
Girl Forgets Everything Done
Catchs Another BAKRA Again.

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

It's a test to check your capability
of Mathematics
R u ready??
Here We Go:
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
.
.
.
THE QUESTION IS:
How many Times Did u Press The
Button?

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