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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Two girls are traveling in a train
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalege.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalege
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UPPER birth pe soya hua
Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE
TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!!

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chammi Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

I've fallen in love with you and I'll
never let you go;
I love you more than anyone, I
just had to let you know.
And if you ever wonder why, I
don't know what I'll say;
But I'll never stop loving you,
today, tomorrow and every day.
Happy Valentine's Day

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chammi Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

We Salute the Brave Souls of India
Bhagat Singh
Mahatma Gandhi
Sarojini Naidu and
Rabindranath Tagore
on This Republic Day

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chammi Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Never Forget The Heros
Who Sacrificed Their Lives
To Bring Up This Glorious Day To
India,
Happy Republic Day.

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chammi Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Ramadan is a month to .....
to feel the hunger that poor
people suffer
to visit the poor,the sick and
share their sorrows
to review our lives and get closer
to Allah
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Happy fasting and have a
blessed Ramadhan!

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chammi Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Hope your special day brings you all
that your heart desires! Here's
wishing you a day full of pleasant
surprises!

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chammi Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Lovely message for a lovely person
in a lovely style to wish you have a
lovely birthday!

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa: Aaj Mene Bus Ke Piche
Daudkar 15 Rupey Bacha Liye.
Banta : Kya Yaar, Tum To Bahut
Murkh Ho, Agar Taxi Ke Piche
Bhagte To 150 Rupey Bachte Na!

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Banta: Oye Santa, Tu To Doctor Ke
Pass Jaane Waala Tha, Kyu Nahi
Gaya?
Santa: Yaar Banta Kal Jaaonga, Aaj
Thodi Si Tabiyat Kharab Hai.

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa - Naya Mobile Kab Liya?
Banta - Liya Nai.. Girlfriend Ka
Uthaya He.
Santa - kyu?
Banta - Wo Roz Kehti Ke Tum Mera
Phone Nahi Uthate..
Aaj Mauka Dekh Ke Utha Liya!

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