User: chammi

Two girls are traveling in a train
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalege.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalege
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UPPER birth pe soya hua
Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE
TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!!

I've fallen in love with you and I'll
never let you go;
I love you more than anyone, I
just had to let you know.
And if you ever wonder why, I
don't know what I'll say;
But I'll never stop loving you,
today, tomorrow and every day.
Happy Valentine's Day

We Salute the Brave Souls of India
Bhagat Singh
Mahatma Gandhi
Sarojini Naidu and
Rabindranath Tagore
on This Republic Day

Never Forget The Heros
Who Sacrificed Their Lives
To Bring Up This Glorious Day To
India,
Happy Republic Day.

Ramadan is a month to .....
to feel the hunger that poor
people suffer
to visit the poor,the sick and
share their sorrows
to review our lives and get closer
to Allah
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Happy fasting and have a
blessed Ramadhan!

Hope your special day brings you all
that your heart desires! Here's
wishing you a day full of pleasant
surprises!

Lovely message for a lovely person
in a lovely style to wish you have a
lovely birthday!

Santa: Aaj Mene Bus Ke Piche
Daudkar 15 Rupey Bacha Liye.
Banta : Kya Yaar, Tum To Bahut
Murkh Ho, Agar Taxi Ke Piche
Bhagte To 150 Rupey Bachte Na!

Banta: Oye Santa, Tu To Doctor Ke
Pass Jaane Waala Tha, Kyu Nahi
Gaya?
Santa: Yaar Banta Kal Jaaonga, Aaj
Thodi Si Tabiyat Kharab Hai.

Santa - Naya Mobile Kab Liya?
Banta - Liya Nai.. Girlfriend Ka
Uthaya He.
Santa - kyu?
Banta - Wo Roz Kehti Ke Tum Mera
Phone Nahi Uthate..
Aaj Mauka Dekh Ke Utha Liya!