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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha
Tha.
Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat
Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor
Aana.

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ajay Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

With all the love that an SMS can
hold;
I send U wishes which're equal to a
pot of Gold!
Happy bountiful Eid ul-Fitr
greetings!

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ajay Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

A very Happy Valentine's Day to
all the wonderful couples on FB
and Whatsapp!

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ajay Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Thinking of you and the good times
we spent make me smile! Happy
Birthday Dear!

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa: Oye Banta Yaar! Soch Agar
Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota..??
Banta: Kuch Nahi Yaar, Humein
Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta..

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Sharab Pii Ke Tala Kholne
Laga, Hath Kapne Ki Vajah Se Tala
Khula Nahi,
Banta - Main Khol Du Tala?
Santa - Main Khol Lunga, Tu Bas
Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha
Hai.

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ajay Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Aap na hote to hum kho gaye hote,
Hum aapni Zindagi se Ruswa ho
gaye hote,
Ye to aap ko Gud Morning kehnay k
liye Uthey hai,
Warna Hum to abhi bhi So rahe
hote?.
Pyari si subah me pyare se
panchhi,Pyare se kinare,Pyari se oss
ki boonden,Pyari si thandi
hawayein,Ek pyare se Dost ko
puyara sa din de jaaye?
Good Morning?.

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon
mara ?
Sardar: "arey yaar meri photo bus
mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar
kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus?.."

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

NURSE kept SARDAR?S FINGER in
HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING
.
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Dill Ki Baat Dill Me Maat Rakhana,
Jo Pasand Ho Use I Love You
Kahana, Agar Wo Gusse Me Aa Jaye
To Darana Maat, Rakhi Nikalana Aur
Kahana Pyari Bahana Milati Rahana

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