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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

--- Din katte hain teri khatir rote-
rote,
.
.
.
Kaash!tum mere saath yahan hote,
.
.
.
Kam se kam mere kuch kapde to
dhote.

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Service May Vary According To My
Mood And Ur Attitude:)

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Kutte Ko Murgi Se Pyar Tha. Usne
Murgi Se Shaadi Ki. Kuch Dino Baad
Murgi Ne Khargosh Ko Janam Diya.
Kutta: Ye Sab Kya Hai? Murgi: AJAB
PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI.

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Added 2 years ago

TV Quiz Program Host: Should A
Woman Have Children After 35?
Rakhi Swant: No, I Think 35 Children
Are Enough.

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ek Devta ka mandir tha jisme buri
niyat wale gayab ho jata tha.
Salman gaya aur gayab ho gaya,
Shahrukh gaya aur who bhi gayab
ho gaya.
Mallika Sherawat gayi aur bhagwan
gayab ho gaya!

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me
sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki
ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!

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Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?
Wife: Batao na.
Husband: Batao na.
Wife: Please... batao na.
Husband: Please..... batao na.
Wife: Achcha ji! Meri nakal?
Husband: Achcha ji! Meri nakal?
Wife: I Love U!!!
Husband: Haan yaar, khana kha liya
maine.

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Added 2 years ago

Girl to doctor: Meri skin bohat soft
aur sensitive hai..Mera rang bhi
boht gora hai..mein raat ko kya laga
kar soya karun?
Doctor: KUNDI.

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Arrange marriage is...!
"While you are walking,
unfortunately a snakes bites you"
But love marriage is...!
Dancing in front of cobra and
singing
"Wanna be my chammak challo"

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ajay Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

Every morning when I wake up, I
always thank you. You are the one
who loves me unconditionally. You
are always my lovely mom, wishing
you a happy birthday.

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