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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

<<< Laila na teen din khana nahi
khaya,
.
.
.
<<< Laila mar rahi thi, majnu ke pyar
me,
.
.
.
<<< Majnu baitha tha Sms free
hone ke intezar me...!

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Dub jati H kastiyan jb ate Hai tufan,
Yaden reh jati Hai bichad jate h
insan.
Yad rakhoge to bahut karib paoge,
Bhul jaoge to beta bahut maar
khaoge.

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Jeet Chuke Hum Har Jung, Ab Yeh
Baazi Bhi Hamari Hai. Bahut Zaleel
Ho Chuke Sardar Aur Santa Banta,
Ab toh drama queen Rakhi Sawant Ki
Baari Hai.

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se
pehle 20 auraton ke saath so
chuka hoon.
Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli
mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti
hogi!!!

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Girl- Today i was cooking chicken,
when i added HARA DHANIYA,
guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and
singing ?HUM PE YE KISNE HARA
RANG DAALA? MAAR DAALA-
ALLAAHH?

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

After drinking men talk
unnecessarily...
Become emotional...
Drive badly
Stop thinking
Fight 4 nothing
Conclusion:
"Alcohol contains female
hormones!"

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

National Institute of Health is
starting to use lawyers instead of
white rats in experiments for three
reasons:
1. There are so many of them.
2. You don't get nearly as attached.
3. There are somethings that rats
wont do.

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

ATTORNEY: How was your first
marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death
was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess

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darshan Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

To Sweet Friend, I Send Happy Makar
Sankranti Wishes For You With
Love I Hope This Harvest Is The
Best In The Whole Year And You
Have Lots Of Grains To Earn
Profits. Happy Makar Sankranti.

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darshan Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

Tan Mein Masti, Man Mein
Umang, Chalo Akash Mein
Dale Rang, Ho Jaye Sab
Sang Sang, Udayye Patang!
Happy Makar Sankranti!

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