User: darshan

<<< Laila na teen din khana nahi
khaya,
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<<< Laila mar rahi thi, majnu ke pyar
me,
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<<< Majnu baitha tha Sms free
hone ke intezar me...!

Dub jati H kastiyan jb ate Hai tufan,
Yaden reh jati Hai bichad jate h
insan.
Yad rakhoge to bahut karib paoge,
Bhul jaoge to beta bahut maar
khaoge.

Jeet Chuke Hum Har Jung, Ab Yeh
Baazi Bhi Hamari Hai. Bahut Zaleel
Ho Chuke Sardar Aur Santa Banta,
Ab toh drama queen Rakhi Sawant Ki
Baari Hai.

Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se
pehle 20 auraton ke saath so
chuka hoon.
Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli
mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti
hogi!!!

Girl- Today i was cooking chicken,
when i added HARA DHANIYA,
guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and
singing ?HUM PE YE KISNE HARA
RANG DAALA? MAAR DAALA-
ALLAAHH?

After drinking men talk
unnecessarily...
Become emotional...
Drive badly
Stop thinking
Fight 4 nothing
Conclusion:
"Alcohol contains female
hormones!"

National Institute of Health is
starting to use lawyers instead of
white rats in experiments for three
reasons:
1. There are so many of them.
2. You don't get nearly as attached.
3. There are somethings that rats
wont do.

ATTORNEY: How was your first
marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death
was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess

To Sweet Friend, I Send Happy Makar
Sankranti Wishes For You With
Love I Hope This Harvest Is The
Best In The Whole Year And You
Have Lots Of Grains To Earn
Profits. Happy Makar Sankranti.

Tan Mein Masti, Man Mein
Umang, Chalo Akash Mein
Dale Rang, Ho Jaye Sab
Sang Sang, Udayye Patang!
Happy Makar Sankranti!