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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Dil ke operation ko "by pass" kyun
kehte hain?
Socho socho
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Socho
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Kyun ki agar operation theek ho
gaya to pass, warna bye.

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me
a drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender gives him a drink.
Santa again says: Hurry-up, hurry-
up, give me drink. Fight is about to
start.
Bartender again gives him a drink.
Santa again asks for a drink as the
fight is about to star.
Bartender: When on earth the fight
will start?
Naughty Santa: When you will ask
for money.

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

If movies were made by drinkers,
then the titles would be....
Soda Akbar
Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
Rum de basanti
Hum tight ho chuke sanam
Beer Zara
Bevde Zameen Par
Ek Tha Bagpiper
Talli six
Rum Maro Rum
Maine Drink Tujko Diya
Bewdy Rathore
Hickk Hick Hota Hai
DaaruDas
Hum Tunn
Maine Neat Kyu Piya
Peg Liya To Chakna Kya
Ulti Kar Di Aapne
Whiskiya
Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge..!
Cheers!

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deepak Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

Til Hum Hai, Aur Gul Aap,
Mithai Hum Hai Aur Mithas
Aap, Saal K Pahale
Tyohar Se Ho Rahi Aaj
Shuruwat Aap Ko Hamari Taraf
Se Happy Makar Sankrant.

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deepak Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

Wishing You & Your Family
A Very Happy Sankranti,
Pongal & Bhogi.
May The Almighty Bless You
All With The Best Of Health,
Wealth & Prosperity.

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deepak Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

To Sweet Friend, I Send Happy
Makar
Sankranti Wishes For You With
Love I Hope This Harvest Is The
Best In The Whole Year And You
Have Lots Of Grains To Earn
Profits. Happy Makar Sankranti.

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deepak Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

When the sun has set and day is
done
I will break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan,
this whole chain will be all gone!
It?s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

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deepak Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

I wish you ALL a vry happy and
peaceful Eid. May Allah accept your
good deeds, 4give your
transgressionz and ease the
suffring of all peoples around the
globe.
Eid Mubarak

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deepak Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

Enjoy the Festival with Sweetness
of Happiness Dipped in honey.
Spread the Message of Peace and
Happiness of Lohri all around.
Happy Lohri

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deepak Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

Twinkle Twinkle yaraan di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te makhan-malai,
tuhanu Lohri di lakh-lakh vadhai.
Happy Lohri.

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