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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ladke mandir Kyu jaate?
?
?
?
--- Kyu ki waha :- aarti hai,
pooja hai,
bhavana hai,
archana hai,
Bhakti hai,
vandana hai,
aaradna hai,
sadhna hai,
Upasna hai
Or ye sab dil ko bahut sukun deti
he..!!

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Kaash w0 jaan maang leti t0h
w0 bhi de deta :S
.
Par Zaalim ne
.
"FACEBOOK KE PASSWORD"
maang liye.
. .
. Ho gaya breakup ... !!!

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Nafrat na karna kabhi hamse
ham a seh nahi payenge
Bus 1 bar keh dena k zarurat nahi
tum jaise dost ki
aap ki kasam apko peetne apke
ghar tak chale ayenge..

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

INDIA KI REET:
LADKI agar apni marzise pt jaye to
PYAR
agr dost ptwaye to UPHAR
GHARwale la de to SANSKAR
OR
agr khud pta k GHAR le ao to
"HAHAKAR"

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

"Swine Flu"
Yani ki..
S-soda
W-whisky
I-ice
N-namkeen at
E-evening with a
F-frnd
L-like
U-U...!
.
Hai na
kitni
achchi beemari hai..!
So CHEERS..

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

A Belated
Teachers' Day ...
Its A Humble
Request
...
"80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students.
So Plz
.
.
.
.
.
BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible n Save Our
Teachers. .

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon
ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter?.
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri
biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya
tha, dhobi ne kaha main
khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai
mar lo!

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Added 2 years ago

Employee: Sir meri biwi 5-6 dinon
ke liye kahin ghoomne jaana chahati
hai. Chhutti chahiye.
Boss: Nahi milegi.
Employee: Thank you sir! Main
jaanta tha museebat mein bas aap
hi mere kaam aayenge.

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Added 2 years ago

Aaj Ka Gyan
Dost aur biwi ko kabhi yaqeen
dilane ki zarurat nahi hoti.
Kyun ki
.
.
.
Dost kabhi shak nahi karte aur
Biwi kabhi yaqeen nahi karti.
Gyan Samaapt

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