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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Munna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har
Note Me Haste Hi Kyu Rehte Hei ??
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai, Royenge
To Note Geeela Ho Jayenga Na.

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deepak Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Suraj nikal raha h Purab se
Din shuru hua apki Yaad se
Kehna chahte h hum Apko dilse
Apka din accha jaye hamare Good
Morning se?.!

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deepak Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Na mandir na bhagwaan,
Na pooja na snaan,
Din hote hi hamara sabse pehala
kaam
Ek pyara sa sms apne dost ke naam
?Good morning?

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deepak Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Waada kiya hain toh nibhayenge,
Suraj ki kiran bnkr chahat pe ayenge
Hum hain toh judayi ka gum kaisa,
Teri hr subah ko phoolo se sjayenge
Good Morning Sweet Heart

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deepak Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Labo pe muskan, ankho me khushi
Gum ka kanhi kaam naa ho,
Har din laaye aap ke liye itni khushi,
Jiske dhalne ki koyi shaam naa ho?

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deepak Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Aarz hai ?Alladin ke paas tha ek jadui
jin,
dil nahi lagta hamara aapke bin,
Stainless Steel me hota hai 0.2%
tin,
khuda kare mast jaye apka aaj ka
din.
Good Morning.!

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

1 Larki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli.
Company Nay Socha Achanak Btaya
Tou Larki Khushi Say
Mar Sakti Ha.
Company Nay Aik Baba Ko Ye Kam
Dya K
Aisay Batao K Wo Khushi Say Mar Na
Jaye?
Baba Nay Ja K Us Larki Say Kaha,
Farz Kro Ap Ka 5 Crore Ka Inam
Niklay Tou Ap Kia Kro Gi?
Larki: Ap K Samnay Dance Karoongi,
Ap Say Pyar Karoongi,
Shadi Kr Lungi.
Yehi Nhi Adha Inam Bhi Day
Doongi?
Sala BABA Hi Khushi Say Mar Gaya?

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Bahut Pareshan Halat me Santa
Apne Dost Banta ke Ghar Gaya.
Banta: kya hua itna Pareshan kyo
hai?
Santa: kya Batau Yaar, Meri Patni
Kitna Juth bolti hai.
B: Tujhe Kaise pata?
S: Parso meine use phone karke
puchha kaha hai, to kaheti hai Me
apni Behen ke sath hu.
B: to hogi naa.
S: Kaise hogi Yaar, uski Behen ke
sath to Mein tha.

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Ek Din Electric Ki Dukaan
Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Female Aur Ek
Male.
Dukaandar: Fans Mein Female Aur
Male Nahi Hota Hai!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka..

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ladki:" (Sharma Ke) Ye Pyar Kya
Hota
Hai.. ??
.
Ladka:" Pyar Ka Rishta
2 Insaano Me Wohi Hota He Jo
Cement Or Rait Ke
Darmiyan Pani Ka Hota Hai..
Dekho
Ladka= Cement
Ladki= Rait
Love= Pani
Ab Agar Cement Or Rait Ko
Aapas Me Mila Diya Jaye
To Wo Strong Nahi Hoge..
Agar In Me Pani Mix Kar Diya Jaye
To Inko Koi Juda Nahi Kar Sakta...
.
Ladki:"(hans Ke Boli) Kamine Tu
Engineer Hai Na?? Anuj

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