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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

1 Aadmi Ne Dawat rakha
Or Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori
Kiya,
Dosto K Sath Dawat Ki.
Jab Ghar Pahucha,
Bakra Ghar Me Hi Tha.
Usne Biwi Se Puchha- Bakra Kaha
Se Aaya?
Biwi- Bakre to yahi tha
tm Batao, Raat Ko Tum Choro Ki
Tarah
KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye The??

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Aasmaan Jitna Neela Hai.
Sunflower Jitna Peela Hai.
Paani Jitna Geela Hai.
Aap ka Screw Utna Hi Dheela Hai

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Mom: Sofa letne ke liye nahi hota
baithne ke liye hota hai
Son: Ha toh Chappal bhi maarne k
liye nahi pehen ne ke liye hoti hai..
Ek chappl aur padi..

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa found cigarette in daughter?s
room ?Ohh God! She smokes??
Then she found wine, ?O God! She
drinks?? Then he saw boy,
?Thank God@ To ye sab ess boy ka
hai?

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Added 2 years ago

Sometimes we need to be:
Hurt ? In order to grow
Fail ? In order to know
Lose ? In order to gain
Some lessons are learned best through pain.

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I can't change the direction of the
wind, but I can adjust my sails to
always reach my destination.

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A Clear Rejection Is Always Better Than A Fake Promise.....

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Tumhare Jivan Mein Ye 4 Chiz Kabhi Bhi Mat
Todna..
?Vishwas?
?Vachan?
?Sambandh?
Aur ?Dil?
Kyuki Ye Tutatey Hai To Awaj Nahi Karte,
Par Dard Jarur Hota Hai..

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1. Jitney Ke Liye Koi Chiz Ho To ? Prem
2. Pine Ke Liye Koi Chiz Ho To ? Krodh
3. Bhulne Ke Liye Koi Chiz Ho To ? Gum
4. Dene Ke Liye Koi Chiz Ho To ? Daan
5. Dikhane Ke Liye Koi Chiz Ho To ? Dayaa
6. Lene Ke Liye Koi Chiz Ho To ? Gyaan
7. Kehne Ke Liye Koi Chiz Ho To ? Saach
8. Rakhne Ke Liye Koi Chiz Ho To ? Izzat
9. Fenkne Ke Liye Koi Chiz Ho To ? Irshya
10. Chhodne Ke Liye Koi Chiz Ho To ? Mohh

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Zindagi Esa Sawal Hai Jiska Jawab Kisike Pass Nahi,
Aur Maut Aisa Jawab Hai Ki Jiske Samne Koi
Sawal Nahi Kar Sakta..

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