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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Agar Movie Ka Naam
"Student Of The Year"
Ki Jagah
"Principal Of The Year" Hota..
.
To Kya Kaha Jata Short Me..??
.
Agar Student Of The Year Ko
"SOTY Kehte Hain
To Principal Of The Year Ko Kehte
.
POTY..

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi,
pichhe se ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar tak
lift chahiye kya?
Ladki : Bhag jaa kamine 2din se lift
le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi
pahuchi

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Gubber:- are o sambha ye kon log
hai re jo sms/msgs ka jawab nhi de
rahe....? Sambha:- sardar ye wo log
hai jo missed call karne ke baad bi
apna balance check karte hai.

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Jan 1: I looked at her.
Feb 1: She looked back
Mar 1: I said "i love u".
After a while she also said "i love
u" .
But when i looked at the calendar it
was
April 1.
Means April Fool!!!!!

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Aamir Khan Ki Film 3 Idiots Double
Business Karti Agar Kareena Kapoor
Bhi Ek Bar Kehti- Jahan Panah Tussi
Great Ho, Tohfa Qabool Karo.

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Mahila: Pandit ji ghar ki sukh shanti
ke liye kaun sa vrat rakhoon?
Pandit ji: Maun Vrat.

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

10% of road accidents are due to
drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement
that 90% of accidents are due to
driving without drinking!

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Q : Arrange marriage mein talaak
kam kyon hote hain?
A : Jo apni marzi se shaadi nahi kar
sakta woh saala talaak kya khaak
lega.

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irfan Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

Tyohar Nahi Hota Apna Paraya,
Tyohar Hai Wahi Jise Sabne
Manaya, To Mila K Gud Me
Til,patang Sang Ud Jane Do
Dil. Happy Makar Sankranti.

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irfan Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

Bajare Ki Roti,
Nimbu Ka Achar,
Suraj Ki Kirne,
Chand Ki Chandani ,
Aur Apno Ka Pyaar.
Har Jeevan Ho Khushal
Mubarak Ho Aapko
Sankranti Ka Tyohar.

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