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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Ab to tanhai aksar hum se milti hai,
Aap ne band kiya jab se sms karna,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai!

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Pinku- Q Ro Rahe Ho Beta ?
Pappu- Teacher Ne Mara.
Pinku- Tumne Kuch Galti Ki Hogi.
Pappu- Nahi Papa, Mai To So Raha
Tha.

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Gulab Ka Ful Bag Me Khel Rah H
Kamal Ka Fool Pani Me Tair Rah H
Aur April Ka Ful Abhi Sms Padh Raha
He.

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

"DIANASOUR" Aur
"SHAREEF LADKIYO Me Kya
Similarity Hai...
?
?
?
? ?
Itna Mat Socho.
DONO AB IS DUNIYA Me Nahi
hain.........

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Feroz Khan as Don: Mere Sar Par
Baal Aane Ka Intezaar To 11 Mulkon
Ke Naayi Kar Rahe Hain, Par Mere Sar
Par Baal Aana Mushkil Hi Nahi
Namumkin Hai.

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki
boli ? Lagta hai makaan
ban gaya hai, Kirayedar bhe aa
gaye hai.
Pregnant Lady Boli ? Mistri khali
hai. Tere ghar bhej du kya?

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Dur gaon me jab maa baap sote
nahi the,
to bacha kehta hai, so ja bapu,
so ja, warna ek aur ho jayega!!!

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Pati: Aaloo ke parathon mein aloo to
nazar nahi aa raha hai.
Patni: Chup chap khaa lo..!!
Kashmiri pulaav mein kya Kashmir
nazar aata hai?
Point - Bola tha na, wife is always
right!!

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Son: "Wife, biwi, patni, shrimati,
aurat, ardhangini, gharwali in sab
mein kya antar hai...?"
Father: "Beta, itna mat socho
museebat ek naam anek..."

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ek baar ek jinn ek aadmi ke bhesh
mein beer peene bar pahunch gaya
Usne 12 bottle beer pe daali.
Bartender yeh dekha kar bada
hairan hua aur usne poochha
Arre bhai tere ko chadhti nahi hai
kya
Is par Jinn bola "Abbe main JINN
hoon"
Bartender bola: Yeh lo chadh gayi.

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