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anmol Posted In Jokes
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BOY 1 :- यार, शादी मे जाना हैं ,
कैसा "कोट" पहन के जाऊँ ,
कि सब मुझे ही देखे .! ♥♥
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BOY2 : - पेटी'कोट' पहन के चला जा..!
पक्का सब तुझे ही देखेंगे .!

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

एक वो वक़्त था
जब कान्हा बाँसुरी बजाते
और
सारी गोपियाँ घर से बाहर निकल आती
और
एक आज है
जब कचरेवाला आके सायरन बजाता है
और
सब महिलाएं घर के बाहर

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anmol Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Happy Christmas.

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anmol Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

One advice, don't change;
One request, take care;
One wish, don't forget me;
One Lie, I hate you;
One truth, I miss you,
One suggestion, enjoy weekend.
Have a joyful weekend!

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anmol Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Never kiss a police woman.
She will say "stop and handsup".
Never kiss a nurse she will say "next
plz. "
Always kiss a teacher,She will say
"repeat it 10 times."

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anmol Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Love is heat.
You are sweet.
When two Lips meet.
Love is complete.
Lots of kisses for you on this Kiss
Day

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

A Secretary came angrily out of
boss cabin
colleague asked: Wat happened?
She replied: He asked me are U
free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 101
pages of work.

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anmol Posted In Jokes
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One day Wife and husband went
zoopark.
Suddenly tiger jump 2 his wife.
Wife:shoot it...shoot it......
Husband:just wait darling. camera
is not working. Let me change the
battery.????????

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Laloo: Itne sare log football ko lath
kyu mar rahe hai? COCH: "Goal
karne ke liye" Laloo: Sasura, Ye to
pahle se hi Gol hai sala aur kitna gol
karega

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anmol Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Everyone Sent U ..
Tradition Words About Eid ..
But I m The FIRst One..
To Send U "MEAT MUBARAK" ..
And Keep On Eating ..
Different Dishes ..
On This Season..
.
*Happy EiD Mubarak*

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