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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

A policeman pulls a man over for
speeding and asks him to get out
of the car. After examining the man
he says,
"Sir, I couldn't help but notice your
eyes are bloodshot. Have you been
drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and
says, "Officer, I couldn't help but
notice your eyes are glazed. Have
you been eating doughnuts?"

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anmol Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

Purnima Ka 'Chand',
Rango Ki 'Doli'.
'Chand' Se Uski 'Chandni'
Boli.. Khushiyo Se Bhare
Ho Aapki 'Jholi'...
Mubarak Ho Aap Ko Rang Birangi
'Patangwali' Makar Sankranti..
Happy Makar Sankranti......

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anmol Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

Sunder mundarie hoy,
Tera kaun vichara hoy,
Dula bhati vala hoy,
Duli di dhi viyai hoy,
Bus bus aa le 1 rupea baki lodi te
ayi Happy Lohri.

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ye Mat Socho K Har 1 Min K Baad
Maut Ka Wqt Kareeb Aata H.
Balki Ye Socho Hr 1 Min K Baad
Shadi Ka Wqt Kareeb Aata H.

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Pati wo pranee hai jo
bhut pret se na dare
magar
Patni ke 5 Miss call
Khoaf peda karne ke liye kaphi
hai.

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

agar appni khubsurati par ghmand
ho jaye to- Apni aadhar card ki
photo dekh liya karo

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anmol Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

If you truly love someone, telling
her how much and showing her
how much should be the easiest
think in the world. So, let me ask
easily, would you be my valentine?

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anmol Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

HO Gyi Hai Ab To
Black Black
"Night"
Ab Band Bhi kar Do
White white
"Light"
Sweet Sweet
Sapno ki Pakarlo tum
"Flight"
Oh! My Dear
GooD NitE

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anmol Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

O my dear Valentine
Whats life ?
Life is love.
Whats love ?
Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ?
Come here and I show you.

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo
hai...
Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office
ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain...
Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte

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