User: akhil

Santa Ko Rota Dekh Kar Banta Ne
Pucha Kya Hua?
Santa: Maine 2 Ton Ka AC Kharida,
Ghar Aakar Tolkar Dekha To Sirf 35
Kilo Ka Nikla!

Santa: Mere Dada Ne 1947 Ki Jung
Mein Dushmano Ki Tangain Kaat Di
Thi.
Banta: Gardaniey Q Nahi Kati?
Santa: Qki Wo Pehle Se Hi Kati Hui
Thi.

Suraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khumar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE NICE DAY

Amul Ghee Ki Add K Liye Rajpal
Yadav K Pas Gye.
Rajpal - Isme Suny Deol Ko
Lena Cheye Tha ?
Director- Wo To He Hi.
Rajpal - To Muje Q?
Director- Nkli Ghee Ka,
Asar Dikane K Liye.

~~~ Cockroch chuhe se darta hai,
.
.
~ chuhe billi se,
.
~ billi kutte se,
.
.
kutta admi se,
.
.
admi apni GIRLFRND se,
.
.
aur GIRLFRND "cockroch" se.

Aaj bhi hamre desh me Tu pyaar
hain kisi aur kaa Tujhe chaahtaa koi
aur hain Tu pasand hain kisi aur ki
Songs sunkar 10 me se 7 ladke
bahut emotional/senti ho jate H

Agar Aap Ki Duniya Aasman He,
Sitare Aapke Dost Honge, Un Sitaro
Me Hame Na Dhundana, Kyonki
Aapki Tamanna Puri Karnewale
Tutnewale Tare Ham Honge...

Dekho mausam kitna suhana
hai,Thandi thandi fizao ka aana jana
hai,Kuch sms kar liya karo dost,Is
balnce se kya apni shaadi ka card
chapwana hai?

Police arrested a drunkard & askd:
Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 attend a lecture
on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ?
Man: My wife...

Suraj Ki Rashi Badlegi, Kuch
Ka Naseeb Badlega, Ye Saal
Ka Pehla Parv Hoga Jab Hum
Sab Mil Khushiya Manayege.
Happy Makar Sakranti Friends.