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akhil Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

No poems no fancy words
I just want the world to know
that I LOVE YOU my Princess with
all my heart.
Happy Valentines Day.

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Height of Shame.
At bus stop a girl was standing
with her face covered. A man on
bike stops
and says ?Chalna hai kya??
Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ek 99 year ka aadmi Swarg ki raunak
aur sunder apsarao ko dekhke bola :
?Ye Baba Ramdevv ke chakkar me
na pada hota to yaha 30 saal pehle
aa gaya hota?.

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Doctor to Female- Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge?
Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!!

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Girl ? kaun ho tum boy ? hasrat
tumhari
girl ? dekhte kya ho
boy ? surat tumari
girl ? karte kya ho
boy ? pooja tumari
girl ? kamate kya ho
boy ? 1 nzr tumari
girl ? chahte kya ho
boy ? mhbbat tmari
girl ? pachtaoge
boy ? kismat hamari
girl -mai married hu
boy ? pehle bol deti, Manhoos
Naari?

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

The heights of Bad Luck A boy and
cute girl met last time for their
break up? . girl?s father N boy's
Mother caught them. . Now they
are married couple

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai
FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He
Q Ki Abhi Tak Kuwara Hu Mai.

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Added 2 years ago

Time is like a river....... U cant step on the
same water twice bcoz the flow that has passed
will never pass u again... So, cherish every moment of ur life!!!.

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Added 2 years ago

Yesterday is history . Tomorrow is a
mystery. Today is a gift . That' s why it' s
called the present .

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Added 2 years ago

"Advice is what we ask for when we
already know the answer but wish we
didn' t. "

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