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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Ko Rota Dekh Kar Banta Ne
Pucha Kya Hua?
Santa: Maine 2 Ton Ka AC Kharida,
Ghar Aakar Tolkar Dekha To Sirf 35
Kilo Ka Nikla!

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa: Mere Dada Ne 1947 Ki Jung
Mein Dushmano Ki Tangain Kaat Di
Thi.
Banta: Gardaniey Q Nahi Kati?
Santa: Qki Wo Pehle Se Hi Kati Hui
Thi.

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akhil Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Suraj ki pehli kiran
Din ka pehla pehar
Panchchion ki pehli chehchahat
Dhanak ka pehla rang
Hawa ki thandi sansanahat
Subha ka pehla khumar:
GOOD MORNING
&
HAVE NICE DAY

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Amul Ghee Ki Add K Liye Rajpal
Yadav K Pas Gye.
Rajpal - Isme Suny Deol Ko
Lena Cheye Tha ?
Director- Wo To He Hi.
Rajpal - To Muje Q?
Director- Nkli Ghee Ka,
Asar Dikane K Liye.

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

~~~ Cockroch chuhe se darta hai,
.
.
~ chuhe billi se,
.
~ billi kutte se,
.
.
kutta admi se,
.
.
admi apni GIRLFRND se,
.
.
aur GIRLFRND "cockroch" se.

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Aaj bhi hamre desh me Tu pyaar
hain kisi aur kaa Tujhe chaahtaa koi
aur hain Tu pasand hain kisi aur ki
Songs sunkar 10 me se 7 ladke
bahut emotional/senti ho jate H

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akhil Posted In Friendship
Added 2 years ago

Agar Aap Ki Duniya Aasman He,
Sitare Aapke Dost Honge, Un Sitaro
Me Hame Na Dhundana, Kyonki
Aapki Tamanna Puri Karnewale
Tutnewale Tare Ham Honge...

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Dekho mausam kitna suhana
hai,Thandi thandi fizao ka aana jana
hai,Kuch sms kar liya karo dost,Is
balnce se kya apni shaadi ka card
chapwana hai?

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Police arrested a drunkard & askd:
Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 attend a lecture
on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ?
Man: My wife...

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akhil Posted In Greetings
Added 2 years ago

Suraj Ki Rashi Badlegi, Kuch
Ka Naseeb Badlega, Ye Saal
Ka Pehla Parv Hoga Jab Hum
Sab Mil Khushiya Manayege.
Happy Makar Sakranti Friends.

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