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I told my wife she was drawing her
eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised to hear it

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imran Posted In Jokes
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Asking your wife to calm down is
about as effective as trying to
baptize a cat.

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imran Posted In Jokes
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A scientific study discovered that
women with extra weight usually
live longer than men who point it
out.

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imran Posted In Jokes
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My wife and I had very happy
twenty years. After that we met.

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She: "Honey, I don't like you with
the new glasses on."
He: "But sweetheart, I don't wear
any glasses"
She: "True, but I do"

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Why is it called the PMS? Because
the Mad Cow Disease was taken.

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My wife told me to go and get
something that would make her
look sexy. So I got drunk.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Quote: Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage. We take time
to go to a restaurant two times a
week. A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing. She goes
Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Henry Youngman

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What four words are guaranteed to
depress husband anytime,
anywhere? 'Hold my purse honey.'

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Women are saints. They forgive you
even when you?re not guilty!

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