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Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife:
I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy
but types "Sweet Heart, how can I
live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm
dying my hair.." Husband: "Silly
English Language!:-P

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Two friends meet. One says, "My
husband got me a huge bouquet of
roses the other day, now I'll have to
spread my legs for two weeks."
The other one asks bemused,
"What, you don't have any vases?"

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Added 2 years ago

What's the difference between a
bachelor and a married man?
Bachelor comes home, checks out
what's in the fridge & goes to bed.
Married man comes home, checks
out what's in the bed & goes to the
fridge.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Woman to her husband while at it:
"Please say dirty things to me"
Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."

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Added 2 years ago

1 bar santa USA Gaya,
Wahan wo church mai gaya to
achank wahn aawaz aai....'Tann'.
Ittefaq se light bhi chali gai.
Santa dar k bola, oye bhago
Undertaker aa gya...

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa interview k liye jata hai.
Boss: aapka janm kahan hua hai?
Santa: tiruvantpuram.
Boss: spelling batao?
Santa: nahi-nahi goa me hua tha.

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Added 2 years ago

Tring...Tring
Tring...Tring.
Santa: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Santa: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

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Added 2 years ago

Wife: Janu, kash aap msz hote,
main aapko save karti, jab chahe
padhti.
Husband: Kanjus, save hi karke
rakhti ya apni saheliyon ko bhi
forward karti?

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Added 2 years ago

A boy asked his father, "Dad, how
much does it cost to get married?"
Father grimly replied, "I wouldn?t
know son, I'm still not done paying
for it."

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Q: Why did God create Adam first
and Eve as second? A: Because he
wasn?t interested in listening to
anyone telling him how to make
Adam.

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