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imran Posted In Jokes
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Arguing with your husband is fun,
even if he wins... he loses.

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imran Posted In Jokes
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Why can?t married women get to
heaven? Because dragons never fly
above 8,000 feet.

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Added 2 years ago

I?ve just had a really big row with
my wife about going on holiday. I
wanted to go to Paris; she wanted
to come with me.

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In any argument, a wife has the last
word. Anything the husband says
after that last word is the beginning
of a new argument.

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?Honey what do you love most
about me? My honed body or my
charming face?? ? ?Your sense of
humor.?

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imran Posted In Jokes
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Telegram to husband: Wife dead.
Bury or cremate? Man: Take no
chances. Burn, then bury ashes.

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Employee to Boss : Sir Chhutti
chahiye
Boss : ek shart par milegi, ye batao,
Katappa ne Bahubali ko kyon mara?
Employee: Sir, Katappa ko Chhutti
nahi di hogi...
(presently the employee is on 60
days of Annual Leave)

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In Delhi, people don't know which
car to take out today.
In Dubai, people don't know which
wife to take out today.
In California, they don't know who's
wife to take out today.
Alag alag desho ki alag alag
samasyaye !!
And in another world, in Mumbai
people don't know on which
platform train will come today.

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Arz kiya hai,ki gam hai aur tanhai
hai,wah wah,gam hai aur tanhai
hai,kamino tum bhi msg karo meri
kya haram ki kamayi hai.

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Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara
do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai,
tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.

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