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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

MasterJi apne Student se bole: koi
aashiqi wala Sher sunao.
Stdnt:
.
.
.
"Mota marta Moti pe,
Bhukha marta Roti pe,
MasterJi ki 2 Betiya hai,
par mein toh Marta Choti pe."

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Why do we sometimes write "etc"
at the end in examz.
Coz it means :
e-end of..
t-thinking..
c-capacity..
Nobody understands student's
feelings!

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Ladki Apne Shayar Boyfrnd Se..
Mujh Par Koi Shayri Karo,
Shayar: In Kali Kali Zulfo
Se Karte Ho Andhera,
In Kali Kali Zulfo Se Karte Ho
Andhera
Ho Jao Takli Aur Kar Do Savera.!

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

1 ladki bus stand pe khadi thi
.
1 ladka bike pe jatta hai . .
. .
Vapas ata hai or uss ladki se puchta
hai
.
. . Pehchana kya ???
Ladki :"Nahi toh . .
.
.
Ladka :"Kya yaar, abhi to samne se
gya
tha..

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Added 1 year ago

Boy :"Mein tumse bahut pyar krta
hu
.
Reh nhi skta tumhare bina
.
. Girl :"Mere piche apni zindagi
barbad mat kar
.
.
Boy :"Q ?
. . Girl :"Is raste pe patthr or kanto k
alwa kuch nhi .
.
Boy :"Are pagli... tu tension na le
Mere pas WOODLAND k shoes hai
bs tu pat ja Boys
always rocxxxx ...

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Added 1 year ago

'Larkiyo Se Dil Lagana Ek Bhool Hai,
Larkiyo Ke Piche Jana Fizool Hai,
Jis Din Kisi Larki Ne Apko Kehdia ?I
Love U?,
To Samajh Lena Us Din
April Fool Hai.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Exam me sir ne copy karne diya,
aur kaha bahar ye mat kehnake
maine copy karne diya tha..
....
Naughty Student:" Na ji hum
kahenge, Sir bahut stirct the,
Harami the, Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi
diya, Mar jaye
saala... :O:D Student Rocks...
teacher shocks Students Thoko
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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Insan Kbhi 4 Cheezo Se Khus Nhi
Hota
Mobile
Auto Mobile
TV
Or
B V
Q K Padosi K Pas achhe "MODEL"
Hote Hai....

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Kyun Kisi Se Itna Pyar Ho Jata Hai,
Ek Din Jeena Bhi Dushwaar Ho Jata
Hai.
Lagne Lagte Hain Apne Bhi Paraye,
Aur Ek Ajnabi Par Itna Aitbaar Ho
Jata Hai..

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Added 1 year ago

Bahu >sasu ma se ma ji meri kal rat
unse ladai ho gayi.
Sasu ma>koi bat nai pati patni me
akasar hota rahata hai
bahu>to las ka kya karu

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