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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Ki Loutri Lagi Aur Woh Ghar
Par Jakar Apni Wife Se Bola...
Santa - Agar Meri Loutri Lagi To
Tum Kya Karogi?
Wife ? Me 50% Lekar Tumhe Chhod
Dhungi.
Santa - Ye Le 50 Rupye Aur Nikal
Yaha Se.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Munna Bhai: Chand Pe Pahla Kadam
Kisne Rakha?
Circiut: Bhai! Niel Armstrom Ne!
Munna Bhai: Aur Dusra?
Circuit- Kya Bhai? Dusra Bhi Usine
Rakha Hoga Na Langda Thodi Tha
Wo.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Ek Ladka Ro Raha Tha Papa Kaya
Huwa Q Ro Rahe Ho Ladaka Phle Ek
Rupya Do Tb Batuga Papa Ye Lo
Ek Rupya Ab Bolo Ladka Main To
Ek Rupeya Ke Liye Hi Ro Raha Tha.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Ne Jalte Hui Building Se 8
Logo Ko Uski Jaan Pe Khel kar Bahar
Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
.
Kyu..?
.
.
Kyu Ki Wo Sab Firebrigade Wale
The..

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imran Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Raat ne chaddar samet li hai,
Suraj ne bhi kirne bikhher di hai,
Chalo uth jao aur thanks karo,
Apne Bhagwan ko,
Jisne humein ye Pyaari si subah di
hai.

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imran Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Arz Kiya hai,
Chai ke Cup se Uthte Dhuein me
Teri Shakal Nazaar aati hai,
Ese Kho jate hai Tere Khyalon me ki
Aksar Meri Chai Thandi ho jaati hai.
Sitaron k bister se suraj ko jgaya
hai,
Chand ko raat ka mehman bnaya
hai.
Koi intezar kr rha hai mere paigam
ka
Thandi hwao ne mujhe abhi btaya
hai
Sweet Good Morning

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imran Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Subah subah suraj ka sath ho,
Parindon ki aawaj ho,
Hath mein chaye or yaadon me aap
ho,
Us khush numa subah ki kya baat
ho.
GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE
DAY.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko, Na Chaen
Aaye Din Bhar, Khuda Se Puchha
Maine, Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya, Arre Nahi
Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Bhikhari se:
Bhikhari: Ek Rupeeya dena Baba, wo
Dus Lakh dega.
Santa: Tu ek Rupeeya Mujhe dekar
Dus Lakh Khud Collect kyo nahi
karta!

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

SMS Bhi Bahut Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Paglo Ko Karo
10 Padhte Hi Nhi
5 Delete Kar Dete H
4 Ka Inbox Full Hota H
Bas 1 Hi Pagal Pura
SMS Padhta H
Thank you yaar

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