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amarjeet Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte
ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi
nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi
karte!

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amarjeet Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Journalist To Rakhi: What Type Of
Roles do you Like? Rakhi: Waise toh I
like Egg roll par kabhi kabhi veg roll
bhi kha leti hoon.

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amarjeet Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

What's the definition of the bravest
man in the world?
The man who comes home drunk,
covered in lipstick and smelling of
perfume, then slaps his wife on the
backside and says: "You're
next,fatty."

amarjeet Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

A man walks into a doctor's office
and says, "I need your help, doctor.
I think I'm a moth."
The doctor says, "You don't need a
doctor. You need a psychiatrist."
The man says, "I know. But your
light was on."

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Wishing U A Very Happy
Makar Sankranti May The
Makar Sankranti Fire Burns
All The Moments Of Sadness
And Brings You Warmth Of
Joy N Happiness And Love?

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Makar Sankranthi Denotes Great
Planning And Happy Beginnings
Daring And New Destinations
Success And Sweetness Wish
You A Great Pongal Happy
And Joyous Makar Sankranti

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This Greeting Is Being Sent
Your Way, To Wish You Everything
That The Occasion Is Meant
To Bring. Have A
"Happy Makar Sankranti"

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Happy Makar Sankranti To All!
We Thank Sun For Burning
Himself To Save Us. We Thank
Plants Sacrificing Their Life
For Us And We Thank All The
Creatures Helping Us To Live
In This World For Some Time

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May The Noor Of Thiz Month
Illuminate Ur Heart
Mind Nd Soul N May All Ur Duax Be
Answered
Remember Me In Urprayerx
Happy Eid Mubarik

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Sunder mundarie hoy,
tera kaun vichara hoy,
dula bhati vala hoy,
duli di dhi viyai hoy,
Bus bus aa le 1 rupea baki lodi te
ayi.
Happy Lohri.

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