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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Police ke interview Par:
Interviewer - Bheed ko Hatane Ke
Liye Kya Karna Chahiye?
Santa - Chanda Mangna Chalu Kar
Dena Chahiye.

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use
Gour Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta - Kya Dekh Raha He??
Santa - Dekh Raha Hu Ki Ye Barf
Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He..!!

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vishal Posted In Greetings
Added 1 year ago

Suraj nikaal raha he Puraab se,
Din shuru hua aapki Yaad se,
Kehna chahte he hum Aapko Dil se,
Aapka Din Achcha jaye Hamare
Good Morning se?

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Husabnd:?Janu Ek Kiss Kar Lu.. ??
.
Wife:?Nahi,,
Husband:?Saree La Dunga,,
Wife:?Bilkul Nahi,,
Husband:?Jwelle -Ry La Dunga,,
Wife:?Ek Baar Bola Na Nahi,,
Pass Me Soya Hua Beta Bola,,
.
.
?Meri Le Lo Cycle Hi La Dena?:p

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Teacher: Four beautiful ladies are
walking on the road.
Change it to exclamatory
senstence..
Student: WOW!

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Q: Chocolaty & Crunchy Outside,
Creamy & Whitish inside.
Guess What is it.?
?
??
???
???
Ans: COCKROACH !
Q Muh Me Paani Aa Gaya Kya?

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Beti: Ma dekho Bollywood waale. Ma:
Andar aa jaa, inki neeyat bahut
kharab hoti hai. Beti: Ma Imran
Hashmi Bhi aaya hai. Ma: Phir To
Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa.

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ise kehte hain bhasha ka fark
Agar aap patni ko kahein ki
"Aaj tum hatyarin lag rahi ho" to do
dinon tak khana nahi milega
Lekin agar kahein ki
"Aaj tum kaatil lag rahi ho" to shaam
ki chaaye bhi pakodon ke sath
milegi

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Divorce ke case mein court ne
order diya ki pati ko aadhi salary
patni ko deni hogi.
Pati (Khushi se naachte huye) :
Saala ab se aadhi salary to mere
paas rahegi

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Questions Women ask that Men
hate
Am I fat?
Do you think she's pretty?
Will you call me?
Do you love me?
This dress or this one?
I have nothing to wear! How?
Should I sign up for this aerobics
class?
Will you love me forever?
You will never leave me right?

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