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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

BOY 1 :- यार, शादी मे जाना हैं ,
कैसा "कोट" पहन के जाऊँ ,
कि सब मुझे ही देखे .! ♥♥
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BOY2 : - पेटी'कोट' पहन के चला जा..!
पक्का सब तुझे ही देखेंगे .!

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

एक वो वक़्त था
जब कान्हा बाँसुरी बजाते
और
सारी गोपियाँ घर से बाहर निकल आती
और
एक आज है
जब कचरेवाला आके सायरन बजाता है
और
सब महिलाएं घर के बाहर

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Apni Biwi Ke Office Gaya To
Usne Dekha Ki Uski Biwi
Boss Ki Godi Me Baithi Dictation Le
Rahi Thi.
Santa: Chal Rajjo, Aisi Noukari Nahi
Karni,
Jaha Staff K Liye Khursi Bhi Na Ho.

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Larka Bhagta Hoa 1 larki k Pas Gaya
Aur Bola
?MAI TUM SE DOSTI KARNA CHAHTA
HON?
.
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.
.
.
.
.
Larki Boli : ?To Hamari Dushmani
kab Thi Bhayya?

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon
mara ?
Sardar: "arey yaar meri photo bus
mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar
kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus?.."

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

1 Larki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli.
Company Nay Socha Achanak Btaya
Tou Larki Khushi Say
Mar Sakti Ha.
Company Nay Aik Baba Ko Ye Kam
Dya K
Aisay Batao K Wo Khushi Say Mar Na
Jaye?
Baba Nay Ja K Us Larki Say Kaha,
Farz Kro Ap Ka 5 Crore Ka Inam
Niklay Tou Ap Kia Kro Gi?
Larki: Ap K Samnay Dance Karoongi,
Ap Say Pyar Karoongi,
Shadi Kr Lungi.
Yehi Nhi Adha Inam Bhi Day
Doongi?
Sala BABA Hi Khushi Say Mar Gaya?

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

A sardar had a child after 3 month
of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k
bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna
arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k
baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start
dancing
Balle Balle;->

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

NURSE kept SARDAR?S FINGER in
HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING
.
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

1 ladki bus stand pe khadi thi
.
1 ladka bike pe jatta hai . .
. .
Vapas ata hai or uss ladki se puchta
hai
.
. . Pehchana kya ???
Ladki :"Nahi toh . .
.
.
Ladka :"Kya yaar, abhi to samne se
gya
tha..

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi,
pichhe se ek Ladka Pucha : Ghar tak
lift chahiye kya?
Ladki : Bhag jaa kamine 2din se lift
le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi
pahuchi

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