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imran Posted In Jokes
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Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife:
I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy
but types "Sweet Heart, how can I
live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm
dying my hair.." Husband: "Silly
English Language!:-P

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Woman to her husband while at it:
"Please say dirty things to me"
Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."

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Added 2 years ago

Wife: Janu, kash aap msz hote,
main aapko save karti, jab chahe
padhti.
Husband: Kanjus, save hi karke
rakhti ya apni saheliyon ko bhi
forward karti?

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

I told my wife she was drawing her
eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised to hear it

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Asking your wife to calm down is
about as effective as trying to
baptize a cat.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

My wife and I had very happy
twenty years. After that we met.

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Added 2 years ago

She: "Honey, I don't like you with
the new glasses on."
He: "But sweetheart, I don't wear
any glasses"
She: "True, but I do"

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

My wife told me to go and get
something that would make her
look sexy. So I got drunk.

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Added 2 years ago

Quote: Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage. We take time
to go to a restaurant two times a
week. A little candlelight, dinner,
soft music and dancing. She goes
Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Henry Youngman

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

What four words are guaranteed to
depress husband anytime,
anywhere? 'Hold my purse honey.'

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