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admin Posted In Jokes
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बीवी की अति सुन्दर सहेली घर आई थी।
पति भी वहीं बैठा उसे देखता रहा।
कुछ देर बाद प्रेशर कुकर की 12 सीटियां बज चुकने पर पति ने पत्नी से कहा, "किचन मे देखो, दाल जल जाएगी।"
बीवी ने कहा, "जल जाने दो; पर तुम्हारी दाल नहीं गलने दूंगी।"

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admin Posted In Jokes
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प्रेम विवाह : रात के वक्त

पति : पानी पिलाओ
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पत्नी पानी लेने गयी ,
तब तक पति सो गया ,
पत्नी सारी रात पानी का गिलास पकड़े
खड़ी रही ,
सुबह जब पति की आँख खुली
तो देख के बहुत खुश हुआ और
बोला
मांगो क्या मांगती हो ?
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पत्नी : तलाक दे दे कमीने

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admin Posted In Jokes
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पत्नी : सुनो जी बाहुबली अच्छी है देख लो

पति whatsup चलाता हुवा बाहर गैलरी मै चला गया

पत्नी : अंदर आजाओ मैंने
बाहुबली बोला है
बाजूवाली नही..

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irfan Posted In Jokes
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Wife : whenever we keep the
money in the bags our son steals it,
I dont know what to do?
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Husband : Keep it in his books. I
know he will never touch them?

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irfan Posted In Jokes
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Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka
nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu
nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

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anmol Posted In Jokes
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One day Wife and husband went
zoopark.
Suddenly tiger jump 2 his wife.
Wife:shoot it...shoot it......
Husband:just wait darling. camera
is not working. Let me change the
battery.????????

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irfan Posted In Jokes
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Pati aur patni ghumne gaye.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha ? Oo G
tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha
hai, namaste karo.
Pati ? Namaste Sasur Ji

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deepak Posted In Jokes
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Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse
Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri
Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi
Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat
Sabse achhi lagti hai..

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vishal Posted In Jokes
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Husabnd:?Janu Ek Kiss Kar Lu.. ??
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Wife:?Nahi,,
Husband:?Saree La Dunga,,
Wife:?Bilkul Nahi,,
Husband:?Jwelle -Ry La Dunga,,
Wife:?Ek Baar Bola Na Nahi,,
Pass Me Soya Hua Beta Bola,,
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?Meri Le Lo Cycle Hi La Dena?:p

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imran Posted In Jokes
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Bahu >sasu ma se ma ji meri kal rat
unse ladai ho gayi.
Sasu ma>koi bat nai pati patni me
akasar hota rahata hai
bahu>to las ka kya karu

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