Munna Bhai-Circuit Jokes

Munna Bhai Ke Ghar Ladki Hue.
Circuit- Bhai Ab To Muhale Ke, Sare
Ladke Isko Line Marenge.
Munna- Tu Fikar Mat Kar Re, Apun
Iska Naam Didi Rakhenge.

Munna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu Har
Note Me Haste Hi Kyu Rehte Hei ??
Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai, Royenge
To Note Geeela Ho Jayenga Na.

Munna Bhai: Chand Pe Pahla Kadam
Kisne Rakha?
Circiut: Bhai! Niel Armstrom Ne!
Munna Bhai: Aur Dusra?
Circuit- Kya Bhai? Dusra Bhi Usine
Rakha Hoga Na Langda Thodi Tha
Wo.