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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa: Oye Banta Yaar! Soch Agar
Electricity Nahi Hoti To Kya Hota..??
Banta: Kuch Nahi Yaar, Humein
Candle Light Me T.V Dekhna Padta..

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa: Mujhe Mere Mobile Me MP3
Songs Dalwane Hai.
Mobile Wala: Apke Pas Memory Card
Hai Kya?
Santa: Nahi Memory Card Nahi Hai,
RASAN CARD Chalega?

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Ko Rota Dekh Kar Banta Ne
Pucha Kya Hua?
Santa: Maine 2 Ton Ka AC Kharida,
Ghar Aakar Tolkar Dekha To Sirf 35
Kilo Ka Nikla!

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Ko Uska Sasur Jute Se Maar
Raha Tha,
Admi: Kyu Maar Rahe Ho?
Sasur: Meine Ise Hospital Se SMS
Kiya.
Tum Baap Ban Gaye Ho. Isne Wahi
Sms Apne Sare Friends Ko Forward
Kar Diya!

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa: Aaj Mene Bus Ke Piche
Daudkar 15 Rupey Bacha Liye.
Banta : Kya Yaar, Tum To Bahut
Murkh Ho, Agar Taxi Ke Piche
Bhagte To 150 Rupey Bachte Na!

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Teacher Santa Se: Tumne Home
Work Q Nahi Kiya?
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Santa: Sir, Kyuki Hum To ''Hostel''
Me Rahte Hai..!!

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa: Mere Dada Ne 1947 Ki Jung
Mein Dushmano Ki Tangain Kaat Di
Thi.
Banta: Gardaniey Q Nahi Kati?
Santa: Qki Wo Pehle Se Hi Kati Hui
Thi.

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Police ke interview Par:
Interviewer - Bheed ko Hatane Ke
Liye Kya Karna Chahiye?
Santa - Chanda Mangna Chalu Kar
Dena Chahiye.

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Apni Biwi Ke Office Gaya To
Usne Dekha Ki Uski Biwi
Boss Ki Godi Me Baithi Dictation Le
Rahi Thi.
Santa: Chal Rajjo, Aisi Noukari Nahi
Karni,
Jaha Staff K Liye Khursi Bhi Na Ho.

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amarjeet Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa : Yaar Banta Me To Duvidha
Me Fass Gaya Hu..
Banta: Kyu? Kaise?
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka
Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, Aur
Makeup Ke Binaa Biwi Bardast Nahi
Hoti!

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