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लड़की बॉयफ्रेंड से: तुम मुझे रईस
पिक्चर दिखाने ले चलो
लड़का: मै इस काबिल नहीँ
लड़की: तो काबिल पिक्चर ही
दिखा दो
लड़का: मै इतना रईस नहीँ !

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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

जब अमिताभ बच्चन ने राष्ट्रीय
गान गाया….
तो रेखा गाना सुनकर बहुत
प्रभावित हुई
और खडी होकर अमिताभ को
गले लगाने को लपकी……..
अमिताभ ने जैसे ही रेखा को
देखा वो
आखिरी लाइन जोर जोर से
गाने लगे…
जया है…जया है…जया है
अरे जया जया जया जया है….
रेखा वापिस बैठ गई

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Employee to Boss : Sir Chhutti
chahiye
Boss : ek shart par milegi, ye batao,
Katappa ne Bahubali ko kyon mara?
Employee: Sir, Katappa ko Chhutti
nahi di hogi...
(presently the employee is on 60
days of Annual Leave)

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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Rakhi Sawant Is Opening A College.
The Name Of This College Is-
Womens College For Boys.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara
do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai,
tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Aamir Khan Ki Film 3 Idiots Double
Business Karti Agar Kareena Kapoor
Bhi Ek Bar Kehti- Jahan Panah Tussi
Great Ho, Tohfa Qabool Karo.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

John Abraham was driving down the
street in a sweat because he
had an important meeting and
couldn?t find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said
'Lord, take pity on me.
If you find me a parking place I will
go to Mass every Sunday for the
rest of my life and give up tequila.'
Miraculously, a parking place
appeared.
John looked up again and said,
'Never mind. I found one.'

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Beti: Ma dekho Bollywood waale. Ma:
Andar aa jaa, inki neeyat bahut
kharab hoti hai. Beti: Ma Imran
Hashmi Bhi aaya hai. Ma: Phir To
Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa.

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Jab Gabber paida hua to uski maan
ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye.
Gabber?s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi
pooch raha tha Kitne Aadmi the

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

TV Quiz Program Host: Should A
Woman Have Children After 35?
Rakhi Swant: No, I Think 35 Children
Are Enough.

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