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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Medical science proved ki
Kapre tight pehnney se Blood
Circulation ruk jati hai.
But
Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho,
Larko ke blood circulation utni tez
hoti hai!!......

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai
ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak
salary mat dena

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa by mistake goes into a ladies
toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi
hai,
Baitho Baitho?:)

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Teacher 2 students internet pe jo
ashlilata aap use kis tarah dekhte
hai Student- in Full HD...

imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par please
mujhe maroge to nahi.
Santa: Haan bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu.
Santa: It?s a gud News. Ess baat par
kyu tumhe maru.
Jeeto: Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.

akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ek 99 year ka aadmi Swarg ki raunak
aur sunder apsarao ko dekhke bola :
?Ye Baba Ramdevv ke chakkar me
na pada hota to yaha 30 saal pehle
aa gaya hota?.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Titu ne bahut koshish ki but 5 saal k
baad bhi koi aulad nahi hui. Kisi ne
Titu ko Doctor k pass jane ki salah
di. Doctor-Titu Jee! Ye dwaa lo
aapko aulaad jarur hoga. Lekin kewal
dwaa k bharose mat rehna, kuch
mehnat bhi karna!

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Apne Sasur ka Dulara Hu Mai
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hu Mai
FiLhaal To Ye Sab Sapna He
Q Ki Abhi Tak Kuwara Hu Mai.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Aik sardar kafi wakt ke baad apne
country gaya,
Aur matti utha ke bola: Hun apne
wattan di matti di khasboo oh nai
rai.
Doosra Sardar: Oh gee, tussi mitti
nai tatti chuk litti a.

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra,
Darwaza khola kundi haath mein,
Nul khola tooti haath mein,
Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein,
Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na
karun..

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