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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Insan Kbhi 4 Cheezo Se Khus Nhi
Hota
Mobile
Auto Mobile
TV
Or
B V
Q K Padosi K Pas achhe "MODEL"
Hote Hai....

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Aamir Khan Ki Film 3 Idiots Double
Business Karti Agar Kareena Kapoor
Bhi Ek Bar Kehti- Jahan Panah Tussi
Great Ho, Tohfa Qabool Karo.

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Jab Gabber paida hua to uski maan
ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye.
Gabber?s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi
pooch raha tha Kitne Aadmi the

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri
biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya
tha, dhobi ne kaha main
khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai
mar lo!

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me
sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?
Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki
ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!

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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

After 15 years of marriage the wife
asked her husband to describe her.
The husband looked at her slowly
and without blinking an eye, said
ABCDEFGHIJK
"What does that mean?" She asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute,
Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable,
Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.
Wife Smiling asked, "What about
IJK?"
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!

amarjeet Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

What's the definition of the bravest
man in the world?
The man who comes home drunk,
covered in lipstick and smelling of
perfume, then slaps his wife on the
backside and says: "You're
next,fatty."

ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Girl to doctor: Meri skin bohat soft
aur sensitive hai..Mera rang bhi
boht gora hai..mein raat ko kya laga
kar soya karun?
Doctor: KUNDI.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Madam to Student : Last Semester
you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you
are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.

deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

On first night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I thinK because this is
your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first
time in night?

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