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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,
Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap
America Sa Wapis Aya, Us Na
Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha,
Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi
Mar Gai Thi, Sardar Ka Bap Ronay
Lga Or Bola Kuttay,
Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q
Nhi, Sardar Bola,
Me Na Socha Surprise Dun
Ga...=P;->

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

A sardar had a child after 3 month
of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k
bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna
arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k
baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start
dancing
Balle Balle;->

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Sardar said to doctor: Pure jism
main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard
hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found
fracture in "Ungli"

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

NURSE kept SARDAR?S FINGER in
HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING
.
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

'Me sick, no work'
Boss SMS back:
'When I am sick I kiss my wife try it'
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
'Me ok, ur wife very sweet'
" Snehan "

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Jeet Chuke Hum Har Jung, Ab Yeh
Baazi Bhi Hamari Hai. Bahut Zaleel
Ho Chuke Sardar Aur Santa Banta,
Ab toh drama queen Rakhi Sawant Ki
Baari Hai.

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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

4 Students: 1 of HARVARD 1 of
OXFORD 1 of TEXAS & Santa Singh
of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY...
1 Common Question:- "What is the
Fastest thing in the World?"
Student of HARVARD: "Light"
Student of OXFORD: "Thought"
Student of TEXAS: "Blink of an Eye"
SANTA SINGH of PUNJAB
UNIVERSITY: "Loose Motion!",
Because Last Night I Was Lying On
My Bed & Before I Could "Blink",
"Think" or "Turn on the Light",, It
was all Over...

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe
the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne
kha welldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to
chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko
aaine main dekha or bola isko to
kahin dekha hai
Oye ! yaad aaya ye to wahi
haramkhor h, jo shadi k album me
meri biwi k sath tha..

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Aik sardar kafi wakt ke baad apne
country gaya,
Aur matti utha ke bola: Hun apne
wattan di matti di khasboo oh nai
rai.
Doosra Sardar: Oh gee, tussi mitti
nai tatti chuk litti a.

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