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admin Posted In Jokes
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अर्ज़ किया हैं
खिड़की खुलीं जूल्फे गिरी
सामने हुस्न का दीदार था
वाह वाह फिर क्या...
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फिर क्या जूल्फ़े हटी क़िस्मत फूटी
वो नहाया हुआ सरदार था??

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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

एक सरदार बिना छीले केला खा रहा था,

किसी ने उसे कहा- इसे छील तो लो।

सरदार - छीलने की क्या जरुरत है हमें मालूम है इसमें
केला है।

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irfan Posted In Jokes
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Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q
hai?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi
hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da
zamana hai.

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your
name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my
name...

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi
agye nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse
race..?

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

2 sardar train ke pichhe bhaag rahe
the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne
kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai
to chhodne aaya tha.

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irfan Posted In Jokes
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SARDAAR : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE
DOST KE SAATH BHAAG GAYI.
AADMI : BAHUT YAAD AATI HOGI
USKI FIR. SARDAAR : HAA YAAR
BAHUT ACCHA DOST THA MERA.

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Sardar Ko Sapne Aaya, Sapney Me
Ek Ladki Ne Usko Chappal Mari,
3 Dino Tak Sardar Apne Bank Nahi
Gaya,
Qki Bank Me Likha Tha..
?Hum Aapke Sapney Ko Haqiqat Me
Badalte Hai..?

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irfan Posted In Jokes
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Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata
Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar
Deta Tha!
Why?
Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke
Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna...

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon
mara ?
Sardar: "arey yaar meri photo bus
mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar
kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus?.."

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