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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Why do we sometimes write "etc"
at the end in examz.
Coz it means :
e-end of..
t-thinking..
c-capacity..
Nobody understands student's
feelings!

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Pinku- Q Ro Rahe Ho Beta ?
Pappu- Teacher Ne Mara.
Pinku- Tumne Kuch Galti Ki Hogi.
Pappu- Nahi Papa, Mai To So Raha
Tha.

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Agar Movie Ka Naam
"Student Of The Year"
Ki Jagah
"Principal Of The Year" Hota..
.
To Kya Kaha Jata Short Me..??
.
Agar Student Of The Year Ko
"SOTY Kehte Hain
To Principal Of The Year Ko Kehte
.
POTY..

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Exam me sir ne copy karne diya,
aur kaha bahar ye mat kehnake
maine copy karne diya tha..
....
Naughty Student:" Na ji hum
kahenge, Sir bahut stirct the,
Harami the, Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi
diya, Mar jaye
saala... :O:D Student Rocks...
teacher shocks Students Thoko
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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Teacher: Four beautiful ladies are
walking on the road.
Change it to exclamatory
senstence..
Student: WOW!

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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Teacher -Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student - Shaadi.
Teacher - Nahi,
mera matlab hai kya banoge.
Student - Dulha Banunga.
Teacher - Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge
Student - Dulhan.
Teacher-Abbe.
matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge.?
Student - Bahu launga.
Teacher - Haraamkhor.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Student - Pota.
Teacher - Hey bhagwan.
Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.?
Student - "Hum do hamare do.!

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Madam to Student : Last Semester
you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you
are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.

akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Teacher 2 students internet pe jo
ashlilata aap use kis tarah dekhte
hai Student- in Full HD...

ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-bhasha hai, ise pitra-bhasha kyon nahi kehte?
Student: Kyon ki mata ji ne kabhi pija ji ko bolne ka mauka hi nahi diya.

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