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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Is Mehngai Ke Jamane Mein Ye Joke Nahi Sachaai Lagti Hai.

Wife Ghar Par Bhagi Bhagi Aayi Aur Khush Hote Hue Pati Se Boli.

Wife: ?Aaj To Main 5 Rupey Ke 3 Pyaaz Le Aayi.?

Husband (Excited): ?Areey Waah! Wo Kaise??

Wife: ?Pyaaz Wale Ne To 5 Rupye Ka 1 Hi Diya Tha, Ek Mein Utha Ke Bhag Aayi, Aur 1 Usne Mujhe Fenk Ke Mara.?

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Wife TV Par Cricket Match Dekh Rahi Thi,

Husband Smart Sa Banke Aaya Aur Bola,

Husband: ?Darling Main Kaisa Lag Raha Hoon??

Tabhi Wife Zor se Chillayi: ?Chhakkaaaa?

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Wife aur husband shop se nikle to ek faqeer ne kaha-..
Ae Husn ki Mallika !
5 Rupay de de...
Andha hoon......

Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha aur bola :
"De de....
Wakai andha ha..!"

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

A man got a call from unknown number..
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Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ??
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Man:" Yes, but who r u..?? .
Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj gharaana tab bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
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Girl:" R u married ?? .
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Man:" Yes, but who R u..??
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Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
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Man:" Sorry baby, I thought itwas my wife..
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Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.....

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

A man got a call from unknown number..
.
.
Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ??
.
Man:" Yes, but who r u..?? .
Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj gharaana tab bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
.
.
Girl:" R u married ?? .
.
Man:" Yes, but who R u..??
.
Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
. .
Man:" Sorry baby, I thought itwas my wife..
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Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.....

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Romantic Wife
A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend.

She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.

The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
I'm on the toilet. Please advise.

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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Patni :- Shadi se pahle Aapki Kitni Girlfriend Thi.....???
Pati :- 2 Girlfriend Thi....!!
Pati :- Shadi Se Pahle Tere Kitne Boyfriend the....???
Patni Silent thi
Pati :- Tumhari is Khamoshi Ka Matlb Main Kya Samjhu...???
Patni :- He Bhagwan Gin To Rahi hu........

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa Ki Modern Wife Ne
Usse Office Jaate Waqt
Pyaar Se Kaha:See You In The Evening.
Santa: Mein Bhi Tujhe Dekh
Lunga Kameeni, Dhamki Apne Baap Ko Diyo.

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