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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Pati wo pranee hai jo
bhut pret se na dare
magar
Patni ke 5 Miss call
Khoaf peda karne ke liye kaphi
hai.

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

On first night after marriage
Wife : Mujhe ghabrahat ho rahi hai.
Husband : I thinK because this is
your first night.
Wife : No, no.. Actually it is first
time in night?

ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Man Sitting With his Wife in the Park
Another Lady Comes to his Wife
and Says:
?Paise Pehly Le lena, ye admi Baad
Mai Bahut Lafra Karta Hai.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par please
mujhe maroge to nahi.
Santa: Haan bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu.
Santa: It?s a gud News. Ess baat par
kyu tumhe maru.
Jeeto: Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.

admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwale sabzi mehngi dete hai.
Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.
Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na,
free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

1 Aadmi Ne Dawat rakha
Or Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori
Kiya,
Dosto K Sath Dawat Ki.
Jab Ghar Pahucha,
Bakra Ghar Me Hi Tha.
Usne Biwi Se Puchha- Bakra Kaha
Se Aaya?
Biwi- Bakre to yahi tha
tm Batao, Raat Ko Tum Choro Ki
Tarah
KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye The??

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Doctor ne udaas hokar kaha- Aapki
Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.
I?m so sorry?
Santa: Isme sorry ki koi baat hai Dr.
Saab.
Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-
taise?
Aage to moaj masti me jeena
hai..Jeevan ras peena.. hai

admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ise kehte hain bhasha ka fark

Agar aap patni ko kahein ki
"Aaj tum hatyarin lag rahi ho" to do dinon tak khana nahi milega

Lekin agar kahein ki
"Aaj tum kaatil lag rahi ho" to shaam ki chaaye bhi pakodon ke sath milegi

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

A husband in a book store : ?Do You have a book called, ?Husband--the BOSS of the House?..??
Sales Girl: ?Sir, Comics are on the 1st floor....

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

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