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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ise kehte hain bhasha ka fark
Agar aap patni ko kahein ki
"Aaj tum hatyarin lag rahi ho" to do
dinon tak khana nahi milega
Lekin agar kahein ki
"Aaj tum kaatil lag rahi ho" to shaam
ki chaaye bhi pakodon ke sath
milegi

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Divorce ke case mein court ne
order diya ki pati ko aadhi salary
patni ko deni hogi.
Pati (Khushi se naachte huye) :
Saala ab se aadhi salary to mere
paas rahegi

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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Sahab meri biwi gum ho gayi hai,
main kya karun?
Post master: Andhe ho kya, yeh
post office hai, police station ja
idhar kyun aaya hai.
Pati: Maaf kariye khushi ke maare
samajh nahi aa raha kidhar jaaun

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Pati: Aaj sabzi mein namak thoda sa
zyada ho gaya hai.
Patni: Namak theek hai, sabji kam
pad gayi. Bola tha na zyada laaya
karo.
Point - Wife is always right!

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?
Wife: Batao na.
Husband: Batao na.
Wife: Please... batao na.
Husband: Please..... batao na.
Wife: Achcha ji! Meri nakal?
Husband: Achcha ji! Meri nakal?
Wife: I Love U!!!
Husband: Haan yaar, khana kha liya
maine.

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Wife to her husband: Suno, aate
hue zara kitchen se namak lete
aana.
Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi
Namak nahi hai.
Wife: Mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho hi
andhe, kaamchor kahin ke. Ek kaam
dhang se nahi kar sakte, bas
bahane banaate rehte ho, zindagi
mein kuch to kaam karo. Mujhe
pehle se hi pata tha ki tumhe nahin
milega,
Isliye mein pehle hi le aayi thi.
Husband shocked!

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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

After 15 years of marriage the wife
asked her husband to describe her.
The husband looked at her slowly
and without blinking an eye, said
ABCDEFGHIJK
"What does that mean?" She asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute,
Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable,
Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.
Wife Smiling asked, "What about
IJK?"
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!

amarjeet Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

What's the definition of the bravest
man in the world?
The man who comes home drunk,
covered in lipstick and smelling of
perfume, then slaps his wife on the
backside and says: "You're
next,fatty."

akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Police arrested a drunkard & askd:
Where r u going?
Man: I'm going 2 attend a lecture
on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight ?
Man: My wife...

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath
Jaa Raha
Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.
Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya
Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav
Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni
Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

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