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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

I?ve just had a really big row with
my wife about going on holiday. I
wanted to go to Paris; she wanted
to come with me.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

In any argument, a wife has the last
word. Anything the husband says
after that last word is the beginning
of a new argument.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

?Honey what do you love most
about me? My honed body or my
charming face?? ? ?Your sense of
humor.?

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Telegram to husband: Wife dead.
Bury or cremate? Man: Take no
chances. Burn, then bury ashes.

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Doctor to Minister : Mantriji aapki
biwi maa banne wali hai.
Mantri soch me pad gaya
Doctor : Kya hua mantrijee
Mantri : Samajh nahi aa raha sala
kaun FARZI-MATDAAN kar gaya..!!

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Husband to Wife : Mein shaadi se
pehle 20 auraton ke saath so
chuka hoon.
Wife : Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli
mili hai to aadatein bhi zarur milti
hogi!!!

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Employee: Sir meri biwi 5-6 dinon
ke liye kahin ghoomne jaana chahati
hai. Chhutti chahiye.
Boss: Nahi milegi.
Employee: Thank you sir! Main
jaanta tha museebat mein bas aap
hi mere kaam aayenge.

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Pati: Aaloo ke parathon mein aloo to
nazar nahi aa raha hai.
Patni: Chup chap khaa lo..!!
Kashmiri pulaav mein kya Kashmir
nazar aata hai?
Point - Bola tha na, wife is always
right!!

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Pati: Teen din se lagaatar lauki khaa
raha hoon, ab ek mahina nahi
khaunga.
Patni: Yehi baat paan masale ke liye
kyun nahi bolte?
Point - Accept it, wife is always
right!

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

What is checkmate?
You tell your wife "I saw a lady,
looked exactly like you"
and wife asked "Was she hot..??"
You can't "NO"
You can't say "YES"
This is checkmate...
Agreed or not...

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