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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

पत्नी : सुनो जी बाहुबली अच्छी है देख लो

पति whatsup चलाता हुवा बाहर गैलरी मै चला गया

पत्नी : अंदर आजाओ मैंने
बाहुबली बोला है
बाजूवाली नही..

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Wife : whenever we keep the
money in the bags our son steals it,
I dont know what to do?
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.
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Husband : Keep it in his books. I
know he will never touch them?

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka
nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu
nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

One day Wife and husband went
zoopark.
Suddenly tiger jump 2 his wife.
Wife:shoot it...shoot it......
Husband:just wait darling. camera
is not working. Let me change the
battery.????????

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha ? Oo G
tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha
hai, namaste karo.
Pati ? Namaste Sasur Ji

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Patni: Suno ji, Aapko Mujme Sabse
Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, Meri
Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi
Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat
Sabse achhi lagti hai..

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Husabnd:?Janu Ek Kiss Kar Lu.. ??
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Wife:?Nahi,,
Husband:?Saree La Dunga,,
Wife:?Bilkul Nahi,,
Husband:?Jwelle -Ry La Dunga,,
Wife:?Ek Baar Bola Na Nahi,,
Pass Me Soya Hua Beta Bola,,
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?Meri Le Lo Cycle Hi La Dena?:p

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Bahu >sasu ma se ma ji meri kal rat
unse ladai ho gayi.
Sasu ma>koi bat nai pati patni me
akasar hota rahata hai
bahu>to las ka kya karu

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife:
I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy
but types "Sweet Heart, how can I
live without U?" Wife: "U idiot! I'm
dying my hair.." Husband: "Silly
English Language!:-P

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Woman to her husband while at it:
"Please say dirty things to me"
Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."

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