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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai
Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai
Jiska Naam India Hai
Baki To Sab Videsh Hai

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said,
"Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai".
Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai,
Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Net Banking Ke Liye Santa Ne
Password Banaya, Ram Sita Laksman
Hanuman Dehli Spiderman,
Banta: Yaar Itna Lamba Password
Kyu Banaya Santa: Yaar Bank Wale
Kahte Hain Ki, Password Mein 5
Carrector 1 Capital, Aur 1
Special Carractor Hona Chahiye

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ek Bar Santa Ka Interview Tha
To Us Pucha Gaya K Duniya Ki
Eaisi Konsi Wife H Jisko Ye
Pata Hota H K Uska Husband Kaha
H To Santa Ne Apna Khatarnak
Dimag Lagaya Aur Bola Vidhva Aurat.

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa: Chal Race Lagte Hai Jo Haara Wo 1000 Rs. Dega..
Banta: Thik Hai Par Mujhe Raasta Nhi Pata.
Santa: Bas Tu Mere Piche Piche Rehna.
Banta: Thanks Yaar Ur My Best Fend...!

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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Police: Hume Aapke Ghar Ki
Talaashi Leni Hai,
Suna Hai Aapke Ghar Me Visfotak
Saamagri Hai..?
Santa: Khabar To Bilkul Pakki Hai,
Par Abhi Wo Maayke Gayi Hui Hai!

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