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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Doctor ne udaas hokar kaha- Aapki
Biwi ab sirf do dino ki mehman hai.
I?m so sorry?
Santa: Isme sorry ki koi baat hai Dr.
Saab.
Nikaal lenge ye do din bhi jaise-
taise?
Aage to moaj masti me jeena
hai..Jeevan ras peena.. hai

admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa Banta se bola ?Bhai aaj to
chay peene ka maza aa gaya.?
Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh
me muh na mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!!

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa found cigarette in daughter?s
room ?Ohh God! She smokes??
Then she found wine, ?O God! She
drinks?? Then he saw boy,
?Thank God@ To ye sab ess boy ka
hai?

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa: Yaar teri biwi mar gayi to toone saali se shaadi kyon kar li, kisi aur se kyon nahi.

Banta: Yaar ab nayi saas ko jhelne ki himmat mujhmein nahi hai.

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Jeeto Bathroom Se Nahakar Nikli
To,
Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha...
Jeeto: Erada Kya Hai Janab?
Santa Ne Do Thapad Kheech Ke
Mare Aur Bola
Mere Garam Pani Se Kyo Nahai?

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge
biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!!

akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh Doctor
Log Operation Karne Se Pehle
Patient Ko Behosh Kyun Karte Hai?

Banta:
Kahin Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh Na Le Is Liye??

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

45 Saal Ka Santa Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
Ladki Ki Maa Behosh Ho Gayi,
Hosh Aya To Pucha Kya Hua.?
Boli- 18 Saal Pehle Ye Muje Bhi Dekhne Aya Tha.

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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa Ki Modern Wife Ne
Usse Office Jaate Waqt
Pyaar Se Kaha:See You In The Evening.
Santa: Mein Bhi Tujhe Dekh
Lunga Kameeni, Dhamki Apne Baap Ko Diyo.

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