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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa-
Kal Meri Shadi Hai Aur
Ladki Walo Ne Kam Log Bulaye H
Banta- To Isme Prob Kya H
Santa-pata Nhi Papa Mujhe Le
Jaynge Ya
Nahi

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath
Jaa Raha
Tha,
Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila
Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.
Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?
Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya
Mili Hai?
Dost: 6 Hafte
Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte
Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav
Fatafatt Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni
Biwi Ko Maar Dala
Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,
Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?
Puri Baat To Sunta,
6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.

admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

4 Students: 1 of HARVARD 1 of
OXFORD 1 of TEXAS & Santa Singh
of PUNJAB UNIVERSITY...
1 Common Question:- "What is the
Fastest thing in the World?"
Student of HARVARD: "Light"
Student of OXFORD: "Thought"
Student of TEXAS: "Blink of an Eye"
SANTA SINGH of PUNJAB
UNIVERSITY: "Loose Motion!",
Because Last Night I Was Lying On
My Bed & Before I Could "Blink",
"Think" or "Turn on the Light",, It
was all Over...

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amarjeet Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa's Girl To Santa
.
GF : chalo hum car me long drive
pe chalte hai...
.
Santa : Nhi, Bicke pe chalte hai..
.
GF : Kyo.??
.
Santa : kyo ki pagli..usme KICK
hai..!!

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa is raping a girl. Girl
shouting....
Santa : Chillao yahan se tumhari
awaz bahar nahi ja sakti,
Girl : Mujhe yakin nahi aata,
Santa : Theek hai mein yahan
chillata hun tum bahar jaake suno
aawaz aati hai ya nahi??

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa by mistake goes into a ladies
toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi
hai,
Baitho Baitho?:)

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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said
April fool. I have pass.

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par
phone
aaya ? Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz
rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima
mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par please
mujhe maroge to nahi.
Santa: Haan bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu.
Santa: It?s a gud News. Ess baat par
kyu tumhe maru.
Jeeto: Shadi se pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.

admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa to Autodriver : Gurudware
Jaoge?
Driver : Haan bilkul jaunga?
Santa ne jeb se polythin nikala aur
bola : Wapas aana to mere
liye langar le aana!

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