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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Bhikhari se:
Bhikhari: Ek Rupeeya dena Baba, wo
Dus Lakh dega.
Santa: Tu ek Rupeeya Mujhe dekar
Dus Lakh Khud Collect kyo nahi
karta!

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Ne Nokia Ka Sabse Badi
Screen Wala Phone Liya,
.
Kyu?
.
.
.
Qki Wo Dekhna Chahta Tha K Phone
?ON? Hone Par Kaun 2 Log Hath
Milate Hai..

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Ek Din Electric Ki Dukaan
Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Female Aur Ek
Male.
Dukaandar: Fans Mein Female Aur
Male Nahi Hota Hai!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka..

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amarjeet Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte
ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi
nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi
karte!

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

1 bar santa USA Gaya,
Wahan wo church mai gaya to
achank wahn aawaz aai....'Tann'.
Ittefaq se light bhi chali gai.
Santa dar k bola, oye bhago
Undertaker aa gya...

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa interview k liye jata hai.
Boss: aapka janm kahan hua hai?
Santa: tiruvantpuram.
Boss: spelling batao?
Santa: nahi-nahi goa me hua tha.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Tring...Tring
Tring...Tring.
Santa: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Santa: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon.

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Jeet Chuke Hum Har Jung, Ab Yeh
Baazi Bhi Hamari Hai. Bahut Zaleel
Ho Chuke Sardar Aur Santa Banta,
Ab toh drama queen Rakhi Sawant Ki
Baari Hai.

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri
biwi ki ijjat luti!!
Banta: Main press karwane gaya
tha, dhobi ne kaha main
khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai
mar lo!

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me
a drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender gives him a drink.
Santa again says: Hurry-up, hurry-
up, give me drink. Fight is about to
start.
Bartender again gives him a drink.
Santa again asks for a drink as the
fight is about to star.
Bartender: When on earth the fight
will start?
Naughty Santa: When you will ask
for money.

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