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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Professor Banta Ne Plumber Ko
Apne College Bulaya,
Pata Hai Kyu??
.
.
Kyuki Wo Check Karna Chahta Tha
Ki Question Paper Kaha Se Leak Ho
Raha Hai..!!!

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Sharab Pii Ke Tala Kholne
Laga, Hath Kapne Ki Vajah Se Tala
Khula Nahi,
Banta - Main Khol Du Tala?
Santa - Main Khol Lunga, Tu Bas
Ghar Ko Pakad, Sala Bahut Hil Raha
Hai.

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Banta: Oye Santa, Tu To Doctor Ke
Pass Jaane Waala Tha, Kyu Nahi
Gaya?
Santa: Yaar Banta Kal Jaaonga, Aaj
Thodi Si Tabiyat Kharab Hai.

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa TV Ki Dukan Me Gaya Or Use
Puchha,
'Aap Color TV Bechte Hai?
Dukanwala Bola: Haaji.
Santa Bola: To Mujhe Ek Hara Vala
Dena!

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use
Gour Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta - Kya Dekh Raha He??
Santa - Dekh Raha Hu Ki Ye Barf
Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He..!!

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa - Naya Mobile Kab Liya?
Banta - Liya Nai.. Girlfriend Ka
Uthaya He.
Santa - kyu?
Banta - Wo Roz Kehti Ke Tum Mera
Phone Nahi Uthate..
Aaj Mauka Dekh Ke Utha Liya!

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa Ne Jalte Hui Building Se 8
Logo Ko Uski Jaan Pe Khel kar Bahar
Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
.
Kyu..?
.
.
Kyu Ki Wo Sab Firebrigade Wale
The..

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa: tumhara Bavarchi Rasoi me
Khana Pakate waqt Muh se Sitee
kyu bajata raheta hai?
Banta: esa maine hi use kaha hai,
kyuki isse mujhe pata chalta he ki
wo Kitchen me kuch Kha nahi raha
he.

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Bahut Pareshan Halat me Santa
Apne Dost Banta ke Ghar Gaya.
Banta: kya hua itna Pareshan kyo
hai?
Santa: kya Batau Yaar, Meri Patni
Kitna Juth bolti hai.
B: Tujhe Kaise pata?
S: Parso meine use phone karke
puchha kaha hai, to kaheti hai Me
apni Behen ke sath hu.
B: to hogi naa.
S: Kaise hogi Yaar, uski Behen ke
sath to Mein tha.

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Santa: ?Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi
Hai? Ko English me Kis Tarah
kahoge?
Banta: Boss, Malum Nahi..
Santa: Are Bewakoof Itna bhi Nahi
Jantey ?Miss Under
Standing? (Misunderstanding)

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