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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa: Maine Apne Bete KaNaam America Rakha Hai.
Banta: Wo Kyun yaar?
Santa: Main Duniya KoBatana Chahta Hun Ke
Main America Ka Baap Hun...

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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa Ko Beta Hua.
Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

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admin Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

संता: समंदर में दही डाल रहा था

बंता: क्या कर रहे हो

संता: लस्सी बना रहा हूं

बंता: तेरी इन्ही हरकतों से लोग हम पर हंसते है

इतनी लस्सी तेरा बाप पिएगा

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

An astronomer was watching the
sky from his telescope Santa Singh
was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls, seeing that
Santa Singh shouted,"Kya nishana
lagaya hai!" waah....waah...

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha
Tha.
Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat
Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor
Aana.

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa
Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
.
.
Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ek Interview Mein,
Interviewer: Scooter Kaise Chalta
Hai?
Santa: DhhuuuurrrrrrrrRr????.
Interviewer Shouts: Stop It!!
Santa: Dhhuurrrr Dhupp Dhupp
Dhupp Dhupp

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa: Agar Nariyaal Ke Ped Pe Chad
Jau To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikh
Jayegi.
Banta: Fir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh
Jayegi.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Ek Chor Santa Ka Mobile Ko Lekar
Bhag Raha Tha.
Santa Hasne Laga..
Banta: Wo Tumhare Mobile Ko Lekar
Bhag Raha Hai Aur Tum Hans Rahe
Ho??
Santa: Bhagne Do, Charger To Mere
Paas Hai!

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa Ki Loutri Lagi Aur Woh Ghar
Par Jakar Apni Wife Se Bola...
Santa - Agar Meri Loutri Lagi To
Tum Kya Karogi?
Wife ? Me 50% Lekar Tumhe Chhod
Dhungi.
Santa - Ye Le 50 Rupye Aur Nikal
Yaha Se.

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