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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

One day Wife and husband went
zoopark.
Suddenly tiger jump 2 his wife.
Wife:shoot it...shoot it......
Husband:just wait darling. camera
is not working. Let me change the
battery.????????

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Mareez- Dr. Sahab Mein boht khush
rehta hoon,
Neend sukoon se aati hai,
Zindagi main Aman hi Aman hai,
Har kaam main Dil b Lagta hai,
Koi pareshani hi nahi.
Aisa kiyon hai ?
Doctor: Mein aap ki Bimari samajh
gaya hoon.
Aap ki zindagi may
Vitamin "she'' ki kami hai...

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akhil Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Boy-Tum ladkiya inti sunder kyo hoti
ho?
Girl-Kyonki GOD ne hume apne hath
se banaya h.
Boy- Kamini bol to ese rahi h jese k
humko net se download kiya h

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Kya Zamana Aa Gaya Hai Dosto.
.
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Student 1 Ladki Ko Ghaseet Ke
School Le Jaa Rahe The.
.
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1 Buzurg Bole:
Isko Chhod Do Ye Khud School Chali
Jayegi
.
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Student: Baba Ji Ye Hamari Madam
Hai
Roz School Se Date Par Bhag Jaati
Hai!

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Two girls are traveling in a train
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalege.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalege
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UPPER birth pe soya hua
Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE
TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!!

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha ? Oo G
tumhara rishtedaar ghaas kha raha
hai, namaste karo.
Pati ? Namaste Sasur Ji

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka
Phul Diya
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar
Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka
Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Me
Coldrink Ki Botle
Leke Bethi Thi,
Kabhi 15 Min Me Muh Ko
Lagati To Kabhi 20
Min Me, Pas Bethe Santa Ko Gussa
Aa
Gaya, Usne Budhiya Se Botal Chini
Aur Puri 1 Ghut
Me Pikar Bola :-- Aise Peete Hai,
.
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Budiya Boli- Par Beta Mai To
Pan Thook Rahi Thi.

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deepak Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

Teacher-papu Ek Story Sunao
Withmoral :-)
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Papu-maine Usko Phone Kiya Wo So
Rahi Thi.
.
Phir Usne Mujhe Phone Kiya Main So
Raha Tha.
.
Moral- Jaisi Karni Wsi Bharni.

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 1 year ago

SARDAAR : YAAR MERI BIWI MERE
DOST KE SAATH BHAAG GAYI.
AADMI : BAHUT YAAD AATI HOGI
USKI FIR. SARDAAR : HAA YAAR
BAHUT ACCHA DOST THA MERA.

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