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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Bus running,
Jhatka laga,
1 ladka 1 ladki pe ja gira
Ladki boli batameez;
Kya kar rahe ho??
Ladka bola?
University se B.A kar raha hoon. !!

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irfan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Admi:Sardar ji aap ka ek dant blue Q
hai?
Sardar:Yaar main ne ink lagayi hoyi
hai,
Admi:Hain! Wo Q ji
Sardar: oye khoty "bluetooth" da
zamana hai.

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chammi Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing its legs only
Sardar:I dont know.
Examiner:You failed, whats your
name
Sardar:See my legs & tell my
name...

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya,
sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga...
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi
agye nikal gaya..
Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse
race..?

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anmol Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

A Secretary came angrily out of
boss cabin
colleague asked: Wat happened?
She replied: He asked me are U
free tonight?
I said-yes & bastard give me 101
pages of work.

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vishal Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Titu STD booth pe gaye or STD wale
ke 2 thappad lagaye.
.
STD wale ne pucha,"Kyun mara"
.
Titu bola,"Samne sign board pe
likha hai "2" laga ke dial kare."

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darshan Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

An astronomer was watching the
sky from his telescope Santa Singh
was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls, seeing that
Santa Singh shouted,"Kya nishana
lagaya hai!" waah....waah...

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amarjeet Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Munna Bhai Ke Ghar Ladki Hue.
Circuit- Bhai Ab To Muhale Ke, Sare
Ladke Isko Line Marenge.
Munna- Tu Fikar Mat Kar Re, Apun
Iska Naam Didi Rakhenge.

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imran Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

2 sardar train ke pichhe bhaag rahe
the.
1 chad gaya to train me logon ne
kaha " WEL DONE"..
Sardar- Oh shit!!..jana to use tha,mai
to chhodne aaya tha.

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ajay Posted In Jokes
Added 2 years ago

Santa Banta Ko Gusse Se Bol Raha
Tha.
Santa: Yaar, Jab Mene Tujhe Khat
Likha Tha Ki
Meri Shaadi Par Jaroor Aana,
Tum Aaye Kyun Nahi?
Banta: Ohh Yaar,
Par Mujhe Koi Khat Mila Hi Nahi.
Santa: Mene Likha To Tha Ki
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaroor
Aana.

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